Sunday, September 6, 2009

Jam

Jam. This word has "12 dictionary results" but I am referring to just two of them. First of all, I made strawberry jam. I had some strawberries left over that I hadn't eaten which is wierd, firstly because I didn't eat them fast enough and I eat very fast, and second that I didn't eat strawberries, one of the most delicious things in the world. They were getting a little mushy so I decided to do something with them so I made the jam and it turned out really good! OMG how domestic is that?! Scary...

My jam (sorry it's blurry...):



The second definition of jam that I am referring to is the music one. And I have found that whenever I am in a dull mood, there is one song that will always lift my spirits. Is it because it transports me back to 1997 where the only problem I couldn't figure out was if Hanson were male or female or what the hell an "mmmbop" was? Who knows but in any case, it's a friecking catchy song and of that, no one can argue!

So nothing too exciting this week. Donovan and I went to eat at Wagamama, which is like an asian noodle restaurant that is supposively "hip" like the waiters have earrings in their noses adn it's all healthy and stuff. I know it's pretty crazy! Anyway, not at all impressed with the food.

This weekend Donovan had a show the whole weekend, like he demonstrates Q-Bond at an automotive show with all the industry people. Poor guy is so tired. I worked last night and learned some great British phrases. "Bollsock" means it's bad. "Dog's bollsock" means it's good. With an American accent the word would be "ballsack". Example: "Bitter chandy is the dog's bollsock!" (Beer mixed with half lemonade is very good!" Example 2: "That wanker is a bollsock." (That jerk is a jerk!)

In other good news, I went running everyday this week! And the weather has been beautiful---clear and sunny but windy and getting cooler. I hear the weather in NJ has been awesome too! (I'm sure a bit warmer than here though)

And I rented the DVD "The Women"---what a load of %*$#! Now I'm sure you've all watched "Sex and the City" and if not, you need to borrow my DVDs (I have every episode including the movie). But if you are aware of the greatness of "Sex and the City", then listen to this!

"The Women" is a complete knock-off of "Sex and the City"...here's some similarities that I found:

SATC main character: Cary (Sarah Jesssica Parker)
"The Women" main character: Mary (Meg Ryan)
Rhyme much?
Both have curly crazy blonde hair.

SATC awesome bitchy sexy character/bff of main character: Samantha
"The Women" not awesome but yes bitchy but not sexy character/yes bff of main character: Sylvie
Both straight blonde hair to shoulders, work in entertainment, sassy and single.

Both SATC and "The Women" have 4 friends and one has red hair but "The Women" has one black friend who is a lesbien (Jada Pinkett Smith)...so ground-breaking! Both take place in NYC. All are rich and love shoes and clothes.

Must I go on? "The Women" is just a horrible excuse for a movie and "Sex and the City" is the greatest show ever written. The end.

Today we ate a late lunch at Frankie and Benny's New York Italian Restaurant and it wasn't half bad! Thus starts another week...Happy Labor Day everyone!

4 comments:

  1. I commend you on your blog's drastic improvement over the last few posts. I no longer dread scrolling through a post consisting of fourteen hundred pictures and eleven poorly written words. I now look forward to an entertaining post consisting mostly of words written while you're awake. Thanks.

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  2. LOL, Nat you are a wanker! The only reason there are no pictures is because I haven't done anything LOL notice I'm writing about like eating and listening to music...hahaha. I'm being forced to be creative in order to continue the blog posts. But thanks???

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  3. What if I didn't write that? What if it was actually someone who is anonymously following your blog? What if that person is now wholly confused and decides to stop following your blog? What if, Marissa? What if?

    And, yes, that was absolutely a compliment.

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  4. Impossible. There is none wierder than you therefore no one could have written that comment other than you. Case closed. And thanks again! (no question marks)

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